When inanimate objects talk to you

I have bought a fan for my room, because it's been too humid and gross to sleep without one moving the air around.

I've discovered that if I'm positioned in particular ways, the hum of the blades gets broken up and sounds like radio commentary. If I raise my arm, it sounds like radio commentary of a sporting event.

The end result is something like this:

Yes, I have feet. they're just very small and thin.