Monday, August 2, 2010

Brainy goodness

I have a vindictive streak. Now, being "vindictive" has a lot of negative connotations; one of its synonyms is "spiteful".


Fortunately for everyone else, my vindictive streak is aimed primarily at myself.


I'll give you an example:
I've been feeling a bit down lately. It's the usual stuff: Stress from family, stress at work, blah blah ad nauseum. I found myself feeling extremely unmotivated, as a result. It went something like this:


Me: I should cook dinner!
Brain: Don't wanna.
Me: But... Dinner!
Brain: Don't wanna.
Me: Well, I should at least do some work.
Brain: Don't wanna.
Me: Couldn't I ju...
Brain: Don't wanna.
Me: WELL STUFF YOU BRAIN! I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY MUAHAHAHAHAH! WATCH ME COOK THAT DINNER!!!


I fall into a small portion of the population which is actually motivated to do things by feeling totally unmotivated to do things.


Yes, I'm utterly insane.

1 comment:

  1. Woo, another one.

    The small portion of the population who respond positively to being told to "Harden up"

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